so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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