just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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