It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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