i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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