I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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