do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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