just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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