I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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