Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
well you can't waste a boner
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
