Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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