i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
