i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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