Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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