Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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