My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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