why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
They are going to name an STD after you.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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