im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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