After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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