After last night, I could never be a politician.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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