hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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