The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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