come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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