is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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