Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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