dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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