11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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NoShamevember. You game?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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