Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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