What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
How's work?
Spinning.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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