he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
3pm strippers are depressing
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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