Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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