Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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