Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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