our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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