So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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