the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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