I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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