"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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