I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just want to make out with him forever
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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