don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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