hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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