Apparently you make a good broom.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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