Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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