Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
its liver damage thursday
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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