Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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