So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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