Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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