Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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