Buhtt sex?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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