WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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