Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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