i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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