nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
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My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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